The Beginning

In late June of 2014, my friend Ryan showed me a mysterious postcard he’d received in the mail.

The front of the card featured a large black circle. Above the circle were the words “THIS IS A PORTABLE HOLE/PORTAL. MAKES THINGS DISAPPEAR AT WILL.” This was followed by a list of instructions on how to use the hole.

On the back, in red ink: “Not For Use Of Your Weenis.”

No sender was identified; Ryan told me he had no idea who had sent it. It was odd. A little creepy, perhaps, but mostly just amusing.

We didn’t know it then, but this was only the beginning.


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